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      02-10-2020, 03:36 PM   #155
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Tell her I've changed my mind, then. The cheerleading is all well and good but if I'm going to NoLa I'm not going to eat at a steakhouse in the CBD. I'll catch her next time.
She told me that she specifically wanted steak and I haven't been there in quite a while aside from Happy Hour. It will be good to see if they still prepare an exceptional steak.
Oh she wants "steak" alright.
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Oh she wants "steak" alright.
Yeah, and not a tender one either.
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UncleWede and cmyx6go , is it ok if we refer to both of you as Oh Mighty King of VD and Oh Mighty Queen of VD, respectively?

I think this is reasonable as I'm know as the Chief of Stuff from our last run at the presidency.

Whaddya think?

I live my entire life as the nice Italian girl only to be crowned the Oh Mighty Queen of VD? I think my father just twitched.
Who wuddav think a poor Irish boy from the north, and a nice Italian girl could one day grow up and be crowned ROYALTY???


Your SO wasn't attacked by that chicken shit that walked in the precinct guns blazing
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Who wuddav think a poor Irish boy from the north, and a nice Italian girl could one day grow up and be crowned ROYALTY???


Your SO wasn't attacked by that chicken shit that walked in the precinct guns blazing
No, he's fine. This city is so f*cked up. That was his 3rd altercation with police in 3 days. He had one run in with them and walked away. Then he shot at two cops sitting in a patrol van, hitting one in the neck. And then he walked into the precinct and fired away. They interviewed his grandmother on TV. Of course she said she doesn't understand it, it was like someone else took over his body or some such nonsense. He said he planned on shooting more cops when he got out.
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Where's Joekerr ? Maybe shopping for a vacuum cleaner as a VD present?
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Where's Joekerr ? Maybe shopping for a vacuum cleaner as a VD present?
I think he settled on a nice Ironing Board/Iron/Steamer combination.
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Where's Joekerr ? Maybe shopping for a vacuum cleaner as a VD present?
Actually, he decided to get her a motorcycle instead.
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It is almost upon us. What are your plans for VD? Post 'em up and pass on advice to the members.
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It is almost upon us. What are your plans for VD? Post 'em up and pass on advice to the members.
I've got a hot date lined up with Rosie Palm and her 5 assistants.
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I know her cousin, Finstina and the 5 sisters of pleasure.
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I wandered by a new candy dish and started in with my usual "Trick or" then reversed, noticed it was all pink wrapped and countered with "Happy VD!"
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Alright guys... I recognize all you fuckers from the dating thread, and 90% of y'all don't got no damn gf or a date for Vday so get your asses back to the right thread where we belong. LOL

Jokes aside, anyone with plans hope you have a great date! Nice that it's on a Friday as well, but it'll be packed everywhere.
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Well my best friend said he'd create an account on Grindr for me to match with him if I can't find a date for Friday (neither of us swing for the same team), so I guess that's nice

He also said for his girlfriend he's going to get a mason jar and fill it up with a not-small amount of "nice things" about her so that she can open the jar up whenever she's feeling down and read a compliment. I definitely see him doing it but it's one of those things where it's so cutesy I want to throw up.
My wife does this every year as well at different holidays. She calls them coupons to be used anytime I want. I won't specifically state what is on them, but it makes for a fun year!
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Getting sushi with the fiance... That's probably it. I need to try and make time to clean the M up, since she hasn't been washed in a month, and all my girls deserve some love on V-Day!
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So, for my work-wife, I bought her a cup of Kona. Before they filled it, I wrote "Happy VD" on the cup. Anxiously awaiting her arrival

Now, since cmyx6go is my VD queen, but this is so new to me, I'm lost for what I'm supposed to "give" on such an occasion. Joekerr since this is the first year of our royalty, is it too early to consider a food processor???

I guess I will just wish you all a ROYAL VD!!!!
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