Tinder/Dating Apps

shoei · 06-28-2016, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha.. you know in Jamaica they didn't have the luxury of getting cars in AT. Plus my dad is pretty old (69), so that's what he grew up on.

But that DCT SHIFTS SO FAST ZOMG FASTER LAP TIMES HUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!!!

I did have dct in my e92... I knew I made the wrong choice when it was 100% in manual mode using the shiftknob...

jtodd_fl · 06-28-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

So both your biological and mythical fathers can't spell??

I would hope Caribbean version would NOT purchase an automatic M2 however... Just makes no sense... Like losing your virginity to your first cousin... It's still sex but one of them is just so wrong... (Apologies to all the rednecks on the forums... Trying not to look directly at ASBSECU E93 either... )

I ended up on somebody's target list for today. Is this still about me pointing out that you are genetically short with a small penis. I mean, it's not your fault. I am sure some girls won't mind - SECOND cousins maybe?

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I did have dct in my e92... I knew I made the wrong choice when it was 100% in manual mode using the shiftknob...

But but but.. isn't that... LESS ECONOMICAL?!

shoei · 06-28-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I ended up on somebody's target list for today. Is this still about me pointing out that you are genetically short with a small penis. I mean, it's not your fault. I am sure some girls won't mind - SECOND cousins maybe?

Why do you gotta bring it to that level?? I do not want people think that I am discriminating against transgender... Is that the politically correct term for you now? I do not mean to offend... Sorry, I just double checked, Caitlin, it's Gender Expression...

jtodd_fl · 06-28-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Why do you gotta bring it to that level?? I do not want people think that I am discriminating against transgender... Is that the politically correct term for you now? I do not mean to offend... Sorry, I just double checked, Caitlin, it's Gender Expression...

I guess this is the time and place to come clean with you. I lied about being trans, just so you wouldn't feel bad. I figured, having my penis completely severed would make what was left only 10% larger than yours and make you feel more comfortable. Sorry to have to break the news to you this way.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I guess this is the time and place to come clean with you. I lied about being trans, just so you wouldn't feel bad. I figured, having my penis completely severed would make what was left only 10% larger than yours and make you feel more comfortable. Sorry to have to break the news to you this way.

grimlock · 06-28-2016, 02:28 PM

wth happened here.. Verb, u got laid from all that activity yet?

silvergray545 · 06-28-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dad with the lulz.

Now I know where your savagery is from. LOL

Aatish · 06-28-2016, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

wth happened here.. Verb, u got laid from all that activity yet?

The real question is wether you got laid yet?

shoei · 06-28-2016, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I guess this is the time and place to come clean with you. I lied about being trans, just so you wouldn't feel bad. I figured, having my penis completely severed would make what was left only 10% larger than yours and make you feel more comfortable. Sorry to have to break the news to you this way.

First thing that came to mind...

Hopefully this isn't your troll level on F87 forums... I expect more from you... Kinda disappointed...

ASBSECU E93 · 06-28-2016, 02:30 PM

How the fuq did I get pulled into this thread...?

shoei

grimlock · 06-28-2016, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The real question is wether you got laid yet?

Nope

been busy moving and shit.. im too old for this
i feel like i should have settle down, have kids and not give a fuck
but i still wanna fuck

what gives

how's it going for u, my long lost twin?

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I have 20% tint. And being shy doesn't mean I can't be a bad ass.

Tint helps. But car guys probably always do a double-take.

Aatish · 06-28-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Nope

been busy moving and shit.. im too old for this
i feel like i should have settle down, have kids and not give a fuck
but i still wanna fuck

what gives

how's it going for u, my long lost twin?

Lol, ball hard like Steph and bag an Ayesha :b.

It's a bit complicated, but good.

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

First thing that came to mind...

Hopefully this isn't your troll level on F87 forums... I expect more from you... Kinda disappointed...

So before returning to work, we caught up on 5 seasons of GoT. This was the most gut-wrenching scene(s).

Theon/Reek was a dick (pun intended) but he didn't deserve to have his man sausage permanently detached.

That Ramsay is best (worst) villain I've seen in so long. He's so ugly too. Like Rob Thomas (matchbox 20) and a troll had a kid.

grimlock · 06-28-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, ball hard like Steph and bag an Ayesha :b.

It's a bit complicated, but good.

I am an interested friend, if you care to share

Mywifes335 · 06-28-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I ended up on somebody's target list for today. Is this still about me pointing out that you are genetically short with a small penis. I mean, it's not your fault. I am sure some girls won't mind - SECOND cousins maybe?

No first cousins?

Aatish · 06-28-2016, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

I am an interested friend, if you care to share

Let's just say the airspace is a bit more crowded than expected.

shoei · 06-28-2016, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by shoei

First thing that came to mind...

Hopefully this isn't your troll level on F87 forums... I expect more from you... Kinda disappointed...

So before returning to work, we caught up on 5 seasons of GoT. This was the most gut-wrenching scene(s).

Theon/Reek was a dick (pun intended) but he didn't deserve to have his man sausage permanently detached.

That Ramsay is best (worst) villain I've seen in so long. He's so ugly too. Like Rob Thomas (matchbox 20) and a troll had a kid.

Seriously the best character I've seen in a very long time...

grimlock · 06-28-2016, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Let's just say the airspace is a bit more crowded than expected.

competition! damn.. it hurts

Aatish · 06-28-2016, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

competition! damn.. it hurts

It hurts...but ice cream tastes better after you've worked for it.

grimlock · 06-28-2016, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

It hurts...but ice cream tastes better after you've worked for it.

how long has she been dangling that sugar cone in front of you

[damn bitch give it up already! -sorry this is just me to myself

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