You know you're old when...

CrownGlass · 03-15-2022, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

I thought it was just me…..

To quote George Carlin, A Place for my Stuff!

Bezerk · 03-15-2022, 08:10 AM

You know you're old when... you do not longer know who the 'famous' people are on tv.

Shows like 'Dancing with the Stars': Stars? What stars? I don't know them?
Judges on 'The Voice': who are those people? I heard a track once, but they don't know music...

And my daughters are like: "oh, my gosh it's that one youtube-star, or insta-influencer, or...!"

M_Six · 03-15-2022, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

Cats love boxes. Just sayin.'

M_Six · 03-15-2022, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bas_Met_Wielen

You know you're old when... you do not longer know who the 'famous' people are on tv.

Shows like 'Dancing with the Stars': Stars? What stars? I don't know them?
Judges on 'The Voice': who are those people? I heard a track once, but they don't know music...

And my daughters are like: "oh, my gosh it's that one youtube-star, or insta-influencer, or...!"

I've been that way for a long time. The hardest part about crossword puzzles are the clues referencing TV shows and musicians from the past decade or so. Aside from sports and an occasional mini-series on Netflix, I never watch TV. And IMHO (very humble), music died after 1990 or so.

Elijando · 03-15-2022, 11:58 AM

You know you're old when they say you have become like your parents.

Artemis · 03-15-2022, 01:35 PM

The childhood memories of your cat 'interfering' with your model trains:

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antgenn · 03-15-2022, 03:08 PM

... when you have no memory of anything that happened in the last 30 minutes at all.

cmyx6go · 03-15-2022, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by antgenn

... when you have no memory of anything that happened in the last 30 minutes at all.

I will get up from my desk and walk out of my office to do something and I get 20 steps and have no freakin idea what I got up for.....

I can remember phone numbers from 20 and 30 years ago though.

TiMSport · 03-15-2022, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I will get up from my desk and walk out of my office to do something and I get 20 steps and have no freakin idea what I got up for.....

I can remember phone numbers from 20 and 30 years ago though.

Oh shit. THIS right here is the epitome of being old.

shoei · 03-15-2022, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by antgenn

... when you have no memory of anything that happened in the last 30 minutes at all.

I will get up from my desk and walk out of my office to do something and I get 20 steps and have no freakin idea what I got up for.....

I can remember phone numbers from 20 and 30 years ago though.

Don't fret. I'll still take care of you even when dementia sets in.

It'll be like the Notebook.

antgenn · 03-15-2022, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I will get up from my desk and walk out of my office to do something and I get 20 steps and have no freakin idea what I got up for.....

I can remember phone numbers from 20 and 30 years ago though.

At least you remembered getting up and going somewhere. In my case I remember laying on the bed, than sitting fully dressed in the other room with my wife telling me I need to change so we can go to the hospital. It was 30 minutes later and I have no clue what was going in between... Now I know the story she told me, but it's not my memory.

TiMSport · 03-15-2022, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't fret. I'll still take care of you even when dementia sets in.

It'll be like the Notebook.

LOL. The Notebook? You sure it isn't The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? In any case, I'm sure she'll be pleased to know you'll take care of her though.

shoei · 03-15-2022, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't fret. I'll still take care of you even when dementia sets in.

It'll be like the Notebook.

LOL. The Notebook? You sure it isn't The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? In any case, I'm sure she'll be pleased to know you'll take care of her though.

Doesn't he like age backwards? Nah, I like cmyx6go the way she is. Like Helen Miren. They're both Dames. Classy but sassy.

I'll take care of you too. But you gotta put on them red La Perla lingerie.

TiMSport · 03-15-2022, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Doesn't he like age backwards? Nah, I like cmyx6go the way she is. Like Helen Miren. They're both Dames. Classy but sassy.

I'll take care of you too. But you gotta put on them red La Perla lingerie.

Dude! What did I tell you about NOT letting everyone know about the lingerie?!? I feel so ....used. Kinda dirty too.

cmyx6go · 03-15-2022, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't fret. I'll still take care of you even when dementia sets in.

It'll be like the Notebook.

You’re really kissing up today.

Ahh, the Notebook. I bawl my eyes out every time.

cmyx6go · 03-15-2022, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by antgenn

At least you remembered getting up and going somewhere. In my case I remember laying on the bed, than sitting fully dressed in the other room with my wife telling me I need to change so we can go to the hospital. It was 30 minutes later and I have no clue what was going in between... Now I know the story she told me, but it's not my memory.

You ok?

shoei · 03-15-2022, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by shoei

Doesn't he like age backwards? Nah, I like cmyx6go the way she is. Like Helen Miren. They're both Dames. Classy but sassy.

I'll take care of you too. But you gotta put on them red La Perla lingerie.

Dude! What did I tell you about NOT letting everyone know about the lingerie?!? I feel so ....used. Kinda dirty too.

I'm sorry. I can't help it. Kim Kardashian brags about having Pete Davidson.

You my Pete Davidson?

TiMSport · 03-15-2022, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm sorry. I can't help it. Kim Kardashian brags about having Pete Davidson.

You my Pete Davidson?

Shiat. LOL, no.
Is this what you fantasize about with the sassy lady?

shoei · 03-15-2022, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Don't fret. I'll still take care of you even when dementia sets in.

It'll be like the Notebook.

You’re really kissing up today.

Ahh, the Notebook. I bawl my eyes out every time.

You think this is kissing your booty? How adorable lol.

Yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

TiMSport · 03-15-2022, 04:07 PM

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You think this is kissing your booty? How adorable lol.

Yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Oh great, here come the dick pics. Watch out!

shoei · 03-15-2022, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm sorry. I can't help it. Kim Kardashian brags about having Pete Davidson.

You my Pete Davidson?

Shiat. LOL, no.
Is this what you fantasize about with the sassy lady?

I was thinking more like visiting her in the old folks home. Reading her her favorite books. Telling her stories. Smuggling in her favorite treats.

And then driving home in her X6M cuz it's not like she can drive it.

TiMSport · 03-15-2022, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I was thinking more like visiting her in the old folks home. Reading her her favorite books. Telling her stories. Smuggling in her favorite treats.

And then driving home in her X6M cuz it's not like she can drive it.

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