01-22-2020, 03:38 PM | #23 |
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Amazon Prime. You'll have it tomorrow.
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01-22-2020, 05:20 PM | #25 |
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Ohh shit!! He obviously is new here and hasn't seen the last 2 threads on noelle! Please man tread lightly with this noelle tune on here!! There's not just a spark, there's a blazing fire of bullshit being posted. Get the dragy, and DO NOT SAY YOU WANT TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET NEW TIRES! DO NOT TELL US DRAGY WAS SENT TO WRONG ADDRESS!! Please save yourself. Don't tell us it made stereo louder and changed your suspension.
I'm getting my popcorn ready for this. Just as I was getting sad about the other thread dying this comes along! I feel alive again! And it's his first posts and thread... Wooohoooooooo. So excited about this For the record my M550i with evolves tune runs 60' at 1.7 sec so you must have traction issues running it at 1.85 and your only 3mph faster at the 1000' and run 2mph faster trap in the 1/4?
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I believe an IP check by mods is in order lol
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No don't kill this thread! This is great! Bogus but simply amazing
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Oh my gosh these comments are freaking hilarious! You guys are savages, haha. The dragy is ordered & on the way, Guys, I'm actually an HPDE track driver, with near zero drag exp. I will repost a new thread with true screenshots & numbers from the dragy for you guys to see & critique. Not using the ODB anymore! Very interested in your feedback as you guys obviously have a lot of experience & knowledge driving in straight lines... ;-) |
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With Dragy, it has a social media aspect allowing you to upload times to a worldwide leaderboard. It will only allow you to upload valid runs—valid comprising downslope, etc. It looks like this: |
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I feel like we're going to be disappointed if this is a legit thread, lolol... What are we to do with our pitchforks and torches?!
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Just post a short vid of your car and a 0-100 run That should be pretty easy. This is too classic honestly First post is bragging about noelle on the heels of the past few none sense threads. Video is easy and no excuse why you can put one up
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Our girl, Noelle. Missed ya around here.
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So 60’ was 1.85@28mph and 0-40 was 1.85 seconds.
So at 1.85 seconds were you at 28 or 40mph? |
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I noticed that too.
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01-23-2020, 07:35 PM | #39 |
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If Noelle's goal was to gain attention and awareness of their brand, job done! I don't think they thought it through fully, though.
This is truly absurd at this point and all of Shoei's apparent paranoia... well, it's no longer paranoia is it. |
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OP and all of Noelle goons
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