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      07-21-2022, 02:09 PM   #221
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Maybe? Ive personally never had an issue wih not putting them on my car, but I only put the plates on the m5 I wanna say a week before? (The 3 month temp I printed out finally shit itself) and yes I'm in NJ for the summer, beaches fun etc (probably would get pulled over for no front plate too in WI, but ill gladly pay the fine than drill holes in my bumper or grt a tow hook plate, plus just dont like the look) and there's always the excuse oops I didn't realize they weren't there... it's not uncommon for people to steal them from what the dmv told me lol.

P.s. where in WI are you so I never go there lol I'm mainly around the eastern part around Sheboygan-Milwaukee and typically just on my way out of WI (m5 is my road trip car)
Right on the border....Kenosha. Wouldn't worry about front plate...have never had one on any of my cars LOL. Chicago is a different story there..
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      07-21-2022, 02:10 PM   #222
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Right on the border....Kenosha. Wouldn't worry about front plate...have never had one on any of my cars LOL. Chicago is a different story there..
Well Chicago can't ticket me for a wi plate missing hehe
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      07-21-2022, 09:34 PM   #223
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Glad you're ok man. Maybe just worth saying… it doesn't take much to total a car worth less than 20k, which seems to be the cars you're purchasing. Not denying or minimizing your bad luck, but when you have a car worth 10k, a total is basically a bad fender bender.
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      07-21-2022, 09:43 PM   #224
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Glad you're ok man. Maybe just worth saying… it doesn't take much to total a car worth less than 20k, which seems to be the cars you're purchasing. Not denying or minimizing your bad luck, but when you have a car worth 10k, a total is basically a bad fender bender.
True, but with those cars they still had enough damage that I probably wouldn't have driven them if they were new and didn't get totalled (the f10 after initial inspection by a body shop since I got to keep it after the payout, needed the whole trunk floor unwelded and replaced which is basically half the car, it goes well past the rear seats, frame rails were bent, needed new frame extensions at least, just so much structural damage that I wouldn't even want it anymore) the 335 probably would've been fixed lol but the 328 got obliterated and again not something I'd want to drive. Not sure if you ever watch that Russian YouTube that does body work, I'm sure he would take even my car and fix it, would I trust it? Probably not🤣

Like the point regardless of value is that still the cars got fked after 3 months, and so far they have all been totalled, so if I were to believe in supernatural shit I'd argue the damage was this bad since it does take a lot to total a new car🤣🤣🤣. But anyway I just wouldn't want a car with a record, just would always stick in my mind ugh my cars bumper was repainted... I hate this car now
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      07-21-2022, 10:12 PM   #225
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I'm glad it wasn't worse than it was and you're as good as can be given the circumstances.

Also, FUCK the parkway.
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      07-21-2022, 10:17 PM   #226
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I'm glad it wasn't worse than it was and you're as good as can be given the circumstances.

Also, FUCK the parkway.
Lol I love the parkway... there used to be issues with water pooling down south... they just redid that whole stretch what like 4-5 years ago? I was like heck yeah finally water pooling fixed... sike! We just replaced the road the exact same way it was before and it didn't even need repaving #yourhighwaytaxesatwork
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      07-22-2022, 04:25 PM   #227
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Why even post this?

Just silently own it and move on with your life…do you really need social affirmation that you've totaled a bunch of cars, survived, and somehow you have a vehicular hex tied to a brand?
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      07-22-2022, 04:31 PM   #228
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Why even post this?

Just silently own it and move on with your life…do you really need social affirmation that you've totaled a bunch of cars, survived, and somehow you have a vehicular hex tied to a brand?
Why even comment?


Just silently scroll past and move on with YOUR life.
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      07-22-2022, 05:01 PM   #229
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Why even post this?

Just silently own it and move on with your life…do you really need social affirmation that you've totaled a bunch of cars, survived, and somehow you have a vehicular hex tied to a brand?
Too funny, and so true.
Welcome to the new world of internet, where everyone is special.

Glad your okay regardless McNuggett.
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      07-22-2022, 05:48 PM   #230
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Why even post this?

Just silently own it and move on with your life…do you really need social affirmation that you've totaled a bunch of cars, survived, and somehow you have a vehicular hex tied to a brand?
Why even comment?


Just silently scroll past and move on with YOUR life.
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      07-22-2022, 06:01 PM   #231
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This thread, much like the car, is a total loss …..
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      07-24-2022, 09:51 AM   #232
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Maybe you should be grateful for being in a BMW, which provided the safety needed to survive. Don’t understand the logic that by driving a particular brand of car that you are prone to getting into an accident. Best of luck to you.
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      07-24-2022, 01:22 PM   #233
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Glad to see you ok and wife is forcing you to get another lol
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      07-24-2022, 06:40 PM   #234
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Why even post this?

Just silently own it and move on with your life…do you really need social affirmation that you've totaled a bunch of cars, survived, and somehow you have a vehicular hex tied to a brand?
I am glad you made this post. It shows how well made our cars are that you and your wife made it out ok.
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      07-24-2022, 08:27 PM   #235
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Perhaps he wasn't going 150, I'm going by what he said to me, not really good at judging the speed of a car in an accident. But here are some pics with bumper removed, also left quarter was pushed so far in couldn't open the door anymore and the whole trunk floor was mangled up to the seats more or less (will post pics when I find them) but basically he hit me and pushed me along and eventually he slowed down and we both moved over and exchanged info.

Looking at some crash tests from the active hybrid 5, my car had worse damage than their 50 mph rear end test, also keep in mind we were both already moving so less resistance to speed me up vs a parked car so it's safe to say he was doing at least 50-60 more than me. Man I love keyboard experts.

30k miles a month? 1k a day that's 14-16 hours driving a day, adding in some food and stop and stuff for another 2-3 hours gives me anywhere between 5-8 hours of sleep a night which is absolutely doable but im sure you did the math on that too, now you're gonna say when did I have time to part out the cars and such, that's where my business partner comes in, that's what he did. I'm sure I could dig up some rental receipts if I cared enough.
But I must say the whole rubbing people the wrong way? Love it, it's amusing honestly. Especially when I have hard evidence supporting some of my claims (such as the fact the accident didn't happen at the scene of the pics lol) you either like me or you don't, and I personally don't need or care if you do. Helps get rid of so called fake friends as well, so if I do really need something I know I can count on the people around me.
Brakes? Here's the owners manual, go argue with bmw im over it, they literally call it CORRECT BRAKING lol
Here we go again.

Whatever you say man... everyone including myself, knows your completely full of **it, most just don't call you out.

I didn't say you were full of it about the raccoon incident.

I said you were full of it about 150mph rear end accident. Even if you were moving with that minimal damage. (glad you did admit maybe an exaggeration about the 150mph)... but there is my point... you exaggerate a lot, which leads people to not believe your raccoon story. A lot of it is utter nonsense.

Driving consistently 1,000 miles a day? again, I call BS. I didn't say is isn't doable, once or twice. I said math mathematically impossible with out other factors in play. Like someone else driving with you, or a lot of meth.... But, you didn't say in the other thread it was doable, you made the claim you consistently drive or used to drive @30k miles a month. Its BS.

Do I believe you have driven 1,000 miles in a day before, once? Maybe.. Even more than once? Sure. I'll even give you that its plausible you drove that much for a week or 2. (doubtful though). I've driven 1200 miles in one day before, so I know its possible, from Phoenix to Seattle straight through. It was stupid, I was exhausted and was delirious at times. I left phoenix at 4-5AM, and arrived in Seattle around 1-2am, so it took me @20 hours with no sleep. Was a terrible idea. Doing it every day for 31 days straight ??? Hahahah, no F'in way... Not with out some serious drugs could ANYONE do that. including you. Not to mention driving that much in 1 month you'd need your car serviced multiple times, likely tires, lol. No way. Not a chance. So stop trying to act like anyone believes you.

You're going to maintain you basically drove from New York to Los Angeles, and back, 5-6 times in a month? 3000 miles one way, 10x a month? Every month? Just Stop. You sound silly bro!

But consistently? everyday? driving 1,000 miles? Not a chance. its nearly 17 hours of driving at an average of 60mph, not accounting for stopping for gas, food, stop lights, residential roads, side streets etc. So unless you're cruising at 120mph the entire time, not a chance, even if you are, I call BS... But, If thats your answer, and you are cruising 120 all day, everyday, 1000 miles a day... then that kinda debunks the raccoon story there doesn't it? Thats everyones point right there... Slow the F down before you do kill someone or yourself.... But again, you didn't average 120mph for 1000 miles either... Allegedly, You drove 2x Daytona 500s everyday of the month, for multiple months? No days off? Thats A LOT of meth! So in that case, less meth, less driving, would serve you well.

Anyway, Ain't no one buying what you're selling bro.

So no, I don't believe you. No one else does either.

Do I like you? I have no idea i've never met you, a good chance I probably would like you? Am I your friend? I wouldn't say we are, no. But not because I don't like you. its because Ive never met you, and I don't really consider forum folks friends, unless ive met them and hung out.

Do I dislike you? Again, I have no idea, i've never met you, theres equally good chance I wouldn't like you, and we for sure wouldn't be friends.

In either scenario its irrelevant.

What I don't like is a 24 year old with 3 totaled BMWs and a series of lies, exaggerations, hyperbole not owning up to anything, and continuing to battle multiple fake stories. (the raccoon story not included in that, its plausible, again, doubtful it went that way, but its entirely possible) the others tho? getting rear ended at by someone going 150mph, moving or not, not even feeling it? BS. driving 1000 miles a day for months at a time? BS. Stomping on your brakes getting ABS to activate at every single stop light, intersection, drive through? Just so your brakes wont squeak? BS.

Thats what I don't like.... Take it as a learning moment, own up to your BS, and quit acting like we don't all know better.

But I maintain, glad youre ok, and walked away from ALL your crashes, including Raccoon-Gate.
I just had to quote this.

Thank you everyone for the entertainment.

Now go watch the an M5 get destroyed on @team_macksauce on IG.
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Hit a racoon, wanted to stop asap to assess damage to lip and bumper, hit brakes and either racoon popped a tire or brake line or the guts just made my tires that slippery since it was a bit wet, as soon as I hit brakes went sideways into trees
"The Insurance Carrier" Hit a Racoon right... have you seen the car Sr. also how fast were you going ?
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Boo Hoo…go buy a Tesla.
Not sure what that's supposed to mean but I already have one.
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      07-27-2022, 10:00 PM   #238
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      08-01-2022, 11:39 PM   #240
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Not sure what that's supposed to mean but I already have one.
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Sad to say this will be the last bmw I'll ever own, was fun while it lasted but my curse runs deep... every bmw I've had got totalled during 3rd month of ownership and this hasn't been the exception... Sadly my car is gone.
This make-believe curse to which you refer, has nothing to do with Bmw, which makes member comments referring to the car as though possessed, sound totally ridiculous.

Hope you get back on your feet, and back on the road in short order.
I would go a little further - Looks like BMW might be the luckiest or at least safest car you could have owned - that many total losses and your still alive.
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      08-04-2022, 12:00 AM   #242
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I would go a little further - Looks like BMW might be the luckiest or at least safest car you could have owned - that many total losses and your still alive.
To me the more miraculous one he survived is being rear-ended by someone going 150MPH in his f10 M5.

Most peoples heads would have been instantly detached from their body, and in the trunk, and body in the front seat, after a collision like that.

Whiplash wouldn't even begin to describe that injury.

Racoon-gate is nothing after the F10 story...
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