[oneup335]

no eye contact

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

I would have been if it weren't for those pesky HR people and sexual harassment law suits.

I always thought you had a much better imagination than that. HR doesn't peer into your fantasies in the bathroom, do they?? Any camera in there can't possibly resolve micron sizes. . .

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I always thought you had a much better imagination than that. HR doesn't peer into your fantasies in the bathroom, do they?? Any camera in there can't possibly resolve micron sizes. . .

It's not so much having a micron penis as much as it is that if a woman so much as touches me I lose it.

[Kong Sheng Han]

Originally Posted by EALm4

if dicks dont touch it's all good

I think it's okay, as long as we don't look each other in the eye.