[Lups]

Thanks for the creds op, I didn't deserve it though!

I have gotten off from situations I should've gotten a ticket since "a Finn, wow, was top gear right abt your drivers school?" And in situations like: "mam, get your hands up. Did you rob a holiday inn two miles back?" And naturally my favorite: "you just got caught doing over a hundred. Jail or hitting the limiter Lups (not joking, used my handle)?"

I'm not a very good girl, I've never been. My friend who got into trouble is one who played by all the rules. He leaves lights so slow, I fear the people who developed our tires die of old age before he needs a new set. The difference in treatment was huge in my eyes, and to be honest, it killed the joy I had for getting away from punishment, jail or tickets.

Now for the black topic!

My ex had a jail mate (close enough, army pall) who had a foot long. We were on a holiday together and after a few drinks I asked him the down sides of having a dick bigger than anyone.

His list:

"I can't run over ten km without my underwear giving me burns"
"women see me as a dick, not as a tool"
"my mom tells my girlfriend it's the umbilical cord she forgot to cut"

And my personal favorite: "you white chicks envy us so bad, we need to start rumors of us spitting you in two so we don't have to handle your crazy shit! Fuck off blonde"

So, is it true that you guys tell tales to keep us desperate blondies away? I totally get it, but this legend is quite cruel towards all other races.