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      08-04-2015, 09:38 AM   #6
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depends how far you want to go and how much time you have - whistler is only 1.5 hours drive while lake louise/banff is 9 hours

welcome to Canada - i'm out east in Toronto but I'm sure the boys from Lotusland will be able to help
Good morning!

I've spent most of my evening studying politeness, and it appears those words are used in your language.

I'm driving through the whole country. Probably twice. I have to be in NJ on the 15th, and then I'll be coming to feed your polar bears again.

I checked out whistler but it appears to be quite touristy. My goal is to stay away from spots that have made their way to American knowledge base.

I want the good roads. Besides petrol stations and bears, and a handsome moose riding mountie to pull me over (I've studied, I don't get where the lights signaling to pull over goes in a moose) but who'll let me go and I get the photo, I have zero plans.

My language barrier will be an issue too. I speak fluent English, which provides me the capability to speak America (don't use long words, replace all words with you know like), but Canada apparently has a lot of stuff this hockey fan never knew about.

So, all tips needed. I promise not to speak to anyone who has not been properly warned about me.
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