Guys. Forget about touchless washes, home washing, pink elephants and the rest. Take your car to Genesis Wash and Detail and forget about it.
For $20 they will hand wash your car, attacking every nook and cranny, including your wheel spokes. Then they dust down the interior, shampoo your floor mats, chamois-dry, and dress your tires. Because they use 2-3 people to do it, its finished in under an hour while you wait if you want. It would normally take me at least two hours to do all that on my car by myself.
I'm so happy I found this place and I think its ridiculously good value. Call in a couple days ahead of time to get an appointment. I usually get in right when they open at 9 and am at work by 10. Just ask for the Super Wash and enjoy.
http://www.genesisdetail.com/