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      04-13-2016, 12:28 PM   #116
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Got to follow up on that chicken and watermelon comment. I mean seriously, who doesn't like chicken and watermelon?! (vegetarians excluded)

My initial approach was to avoid eating either in public (did this in college).

Then I realized: why deprive myself of such heavensent goodness?

My current approach is it's not what you eat, it's how you eat it. So, in mixed company I have these rules:

Watermelon straight from the rind using my hands: NOPE
Watermelon cut up into cute little pieces and eaten with a knife and fork: YEP

Chicken wings: NOPE (I actually close and lock my office door when I get wings for lunch)
Chicken eaten with a knife and fork: YEP
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