Here's my spin on the wonderful keywords/phrases Bella pointed out. Guys, feel free to disagree/agree.
Fine
A fine woman, as in "You'se a fine motherf***er, won't you back that azz up".
Five Minutes
How long it takes guys to shower, on the average.
Nothing
Is what a dude has in his wallet after the monthly BMW car payment and insurance.
Go Ahead
Make my day, as in the Clint Eastwood movies.
Loud Sigh
Is the sound a guy makes after watching his favorite sport team lose against the Cowboys. Damn 9ers.
That's Okay
Good enough for me.
I dont care/I dont know
I need to eat now, stop asking me if I think those Juicy Couture Velour pants make your butt look big.
And the final but not least:
Thanks
Guys often mis-read the "Thanks" from a girl as a sign that they want to sleep with them -- soo, not true.
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