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Originally Posted by Joekerr
I can attest to the Finn's being cheap. I have one as a client. 
That being said though, after a year of "discussions" over the various bills, he has settled in quite nicely and thinks I'm better than sliced bread apparently, because he no longer questions the bills, and keeps referring me more work. Either that, or the Finnish part of him is being taken over by the Canadian side. Am not sure.
The best? Really eh? I mean I know where I rank on your list, and I'm fairly certain I'm scraping the bottom or close to it, but I'm still a little surprised...I thought it was UncleWede who was the best...the tops on your list?
Uncle Wede - don't you find this confession interesting?
What with his long flowing golden locks and all...a sort of Pintel from the Pirates of the Caribbean look to him is how I've always pictured him. Mainly since you mentioned the long locks and he's said he's balding - that's the best reconciliation between the two looks I could come up with in my mind.
How accurate it is, I'm not sure we'll know. |
I fired my old electrician last month. I figured out that over the years he had given me discounts far bigger than my usual demanded 15%. The stupid mother fucker actually kept working with me to bill me way, way less than he was worth so he could bill me for the charity shit I do .
His scheme was simple. He answered my call and fixed lighting and appliances for the abused women i ran into and he told them i handled his fees, then he never billed me. Since this is covid time and he has celiac disease and lactose intolerance, I called his wife and asked for their adress and we went there, brought them milk and whiskey and I sang him Baby shark. The man was 72 with a bad back. I hope he shat his pants.
Horrible situation... his wife cried. She had no idea how much good his husband did, her ears were hurting cuz I sang their dog's favourite song all the way through. Finns are strange.
Yes, you're low on the list. I absolutely hate you for being a good friend for all these years even after we both know our views in many issues are far apart. My curly hair dude, Wade, you and a few others helped me through to a final chapter in my grieving process, acceptance. Totally bottom scum on my list the both of you!